A Morning Conversation Between Me and Our Cat -or- Feline Not So Fine

A Morning Conversation Between Me and Our Cat -or- Feline Not So Fine

BUTTERS: Soon I will kill you and eat your soul! ME: Sorry? What was that? BUTTERS: Oh, I said “Will you fill up meat in my bowl?” ME: Oh… Thought you said something else.  

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The Not So Harrowing Tale of Snow Fluff -or- Nothing Good On TV Tonight, So…

The Not So Harrowing Tale of Snow Fluff -or- Nothing Good On TV Tonight, So…

Our youngest daughter, Miranda – the creative one – is an intrepid member of the Girl Guides of Canada. Two weeks ago she achieved all of the requirements necessary to confer on her the distinguished title of “Brownie”. And I couldn’t be more proud. As you know, Girl Guides is synonymous with all things crafty. I have paper mache masks, half completed bird houses and […]

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Going Out Of My Way For Your Comfort -or- I Wasn’t Doing Anything Officer!

Going Out Of My Way For Your Comfort -or- I Wasn’t Doing Anything Officer!

We all have our little quirks. Some more apparent than others. Some are more abundant than others and then there are some that are downright inappropriate, transcending illegal. But in the end, they make us who we are. Now, I’m not perfect by any sense of the word but I do go out of my way at times to make others feel comfortable. Sometimes I […]

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That Samuel L. Jackson Guy -or- Girl Advice From Nick Fury

That Samuel L. Jackson Guy -or- Girl Advice From Nick Fury

Curtain opens, we fade in. I’m sitting in a classroom as I write this listening to my partner yammer on to kids about the evils of Social Media. I’m not listening. I’m typing… Strike the harp and we flashback to April 1996! It’s an overcast day. There are still patches of wet snow on the ground. Evidently, Spring has sprung. I’m working on set, just […]

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Welcome To Your 40’s -or- Out With Gout 2016

Welcome To Your 40’s -or- Out With Gout 2016

It’s a widely-known fact amongst my family and friends that I like scotch. OK, I don’t just “like” scotch, I LOVE scotch. My father-in-law is from Glasgow, Scotland and he’s responsible for introducing me to the sauce. “Johnnie Walker Gold Reserve” is my fave in case any of you are looking for that perfect gift for me. Or “Blue Label” if you wanna pool together […]

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So Long 2015!! -Or- Don’t Let The Door Hit Yer Ass On The Way Out!!

So Long 2015!! -Or- Don’t Let The Door Hit Yer Ass On The Way Out!!

Well, so long 2015! I’d like to say this was a banner year for me. I’d like to say this was even a great year but I can’t. Although I’m usually a “glass is half full” kinda guy, I’m breaking with tradition and basically saying that this year sucked ass. It’s OK, I’m cool with this. Usually I put my patented optimistic spin on year […]

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“An Evening With Mr. Responsibilty” or “I Hate Cats!”

“An Evening With Mr. Responsibilty” or “I Hate Cats!”

Driving into work this morning, a million ideas for this article popped into my head. I thought to myself I should record these on my iPhone so I don’t forget later when I’m actually writing this article. I figured my memory is good enough to remember a few ideas. Then when I sat down to begin writing it struck me that I’m 45. My memory […]

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Dumb Cartoon Strip

I’ve been doing well-drawn cartoon strips for most of my life and got NOWHERE with them. So, I’m flip flopping and teaming up with TC who can draw as well as a blindfolded cat in heat. Take THAT Internet!! This is the story of Gary and Erica. ‘Nuff said! We’re going to have a contest soon and let YOU name this strip since, as you […]

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I Find Your Lack Of Stuffing Disturbing

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KD Mack’s Culinary Cuisine

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