Going Out Of My Way For Your Comfort -or- I Wasn’t Doing Anything Officer!

Going Out Of My Way For Your Comfort -or- I Wasn’t Doing Anything Officer!

We all have our little quirks. Some more apparent than others. Some are more abundant than others and then there are some that are downright inappropriate, transcending illegal. But in the end, they make us who we are. Now, I’m not perfect by any sense of the word but I do go out of my way at times to make others feel comfortable. Sometimes I […]

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That Samuel L. Jackson Guy -or- Girl Advice From Nick Fury

That Samuel L. Jackson Guy -or- Girl Advice From Nick Fury

Curtain opens, we fade in. I’m sitting in a classroom as I write this listening to my partner yammer on to kids about the evils of Social Media. I’m not listening. I’m typing… Strike the harp and we flashback to April 1996! It’s an overcast day. There are still patches of wet snow on the ground. Evidently, Spring has sprung. I’m working on set, just […]

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Welcome To Your 40’s -or- Out With Gout 2016

Welcome To Your 40’s -or- Out With Gout 2016

It’s a widely-known fact amongst my family and friends that I like scotch. OK, I don’t just “like” scotch, I LOVE scotch. My father-in-law is from Glasgow, Scotland and he’s responsible for introducing me to the sauce. “Johnnie Walker Gold Reserve” is my fave in case any of you are looking for that perfect gift for me. Or “Blue Label” if you wanna pool together […]

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Goodbye Laureen -or- Dear God: Stop Picking Flowers From The Wrong Garden!

Goodbye Laureen -or- Dear God: Stop Picking Flowers From The Wrong Garden!

I’m 46 years old. I realize that I’m at the point where life is beginning to take away more than it gives. I’m not throwing in the towel or breaking from my usual “glass is half full” attitude, I’m just saying that this is simply how it is. A couple of months ago I lost a friend (cause of death never disclosed to me). We […]

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Just Do It! – or- Happy Flip’n New Years!

Just Do It! – or- Happy Flip’n New Years!

This is my first day back to my day job since December 10th of last year. Needless to say, life has been a little easier during the past three weeks. But reality is rocking me back and forth, and she’s telling me it’s time to wake up. Unfortunately, I can’t tell her to go screw herself. Can’t afford to do that just yet. If you’re […]

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