F@#% You 2016 -or- So Long, 2106, I’m Outta Here *mic drop*

F@#% You 2016 -or- So Long, 2106, I’m Outta Here *mic drop*

I’m sitting on the couch, post-Christmas mayhem, amidst a mountain of overpriced children’s toys, . pivoting and repositioning thanks to a piece of Lego that’s worked its way under my a$$. I’m staring at my keyboard committed to coming up with nice things to say about this past year… but… it ain’t easy. 2016 has been tough. Not so much for my family, but the […]

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Merry Frick’n Christmas -or- Wake Me When It’s Over

Merry Frick’n Christmas -or- Wake Me When It’s Over

T’was the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring… cuz we hired an exterminator in August and that pretty much took care of the problem. Just put the kids down for the night and I’m telling ya, it was like a WWE event crossed with the running of the bulls. I might as well have given them an espresso […]

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Getting It Right The First Time -or- Woulda, Coulda, Shoulda.

Getting It Right The First Time -or- Woulda, Coulda, Shoulda.

We’ve all heard of experiencing the phantom ring of our cell phones on silent mode when we don’t actually have a cell phone anywhere on our bodies. We get that brief tickle and our brains say to us, “Hey dude! Answer your phone!!”. Well, in addition to the phantom ring, I sometimes experience phantom fat. This is when the parts of our bodies that used […]

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