Merry Frick’n Christmas -or- Wake Me When It’s Over
T’was the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring… cuz we hired an exterminator in August and that pretty much took care of the problem.
Just put the kids down for the night and I’m telling ya, it was like a WWE event crossed with the running of the bulls. I might as well have given them an espresso and a bag full of icing sugar. They’re well aware that jolly old Saint Nick is on his way up from South America and headed directly for our house. Anyhoo, the faster they get to la la land the faster we can wrap the presents and then kick back with a glass of wine whilst watching A Christmas Carol – the black and white one with Alastair Sim.
So, having said that… from my family to yours, I wish you all a very merry Christmas!! I hope Santa is good to you.