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The Secret of My Healthsess -or- That Text From Greg Started It

The Secret of My Healthsess -or- That Text From Greg Started It

A friend of mine texted me the other day asking about my fitness regimen. I don’t talk much about my weight loss on social media. Plus, the first rule of Fit Club is shut the hell up about Fit Club! I’m not out to gain attention with my tale of cut calories and worn out running shoes. My journey is a bit selfish really. It’s […]

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The Not So Harrowing Tale of Snow Fluff -or- Nothing Good On TV Tonight, So…

The Not So Harrowing Tale of Snow Fluff -or- Nothing Good On TV Tonight, So…

Our youngest daughter, Miranda – the creative one – is an intrepid member of the Girl Guides of Canada. Two weeks ago she achieved all of the requirements necessary to confer on her the distinguished title of “Brownie”. And I couldn’t be more proud. As you know, Girl Guides is synonymous with all things crafty. I have paper mache masks, half completed bird houses and […]

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Happy Hallowe’en!!!

Happy Hallowe’en!!!

We made it through another Hallowe’en without my wife getting arrested for scaring the ba-jeezuz out of the local children. I sometimes have thoughts that I’ll be explaining all of this to a psychiatrist one day. Anyhoo, all the best from my family to yours! Have a safe and happy Hallowe’en!!

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Juliette The Gymnast -or- I Can Do That But I Don’t Wanna!

Juliette The Gymnast -or- I Can Do That But I Don’t Wanna!

Backwards roll, front handspring, one hand cartwheel, press handstand, back layout with half twist, round off, cartwheel, tuck jump, backwards roll to pike, 180 split leap. Just beautiful! Of course I’m talking about the other kids. Mine is doing none of these. She’s the fiery little 5 year-old blonde chick lying on the mat in the middle of the gym like a bag of wet […]

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Strangerer Things -or- My Corpse Bride!

Strangerer Things -or- My Corpse Bride!

For the most part, my wife and I are polar opposites. Why we’re attracted to each other the way we are is sometimes beyond me considering how different we are. She’s a night owl. I’m a morning person. She’s a social butterfly. I’m an introvert. She retains medical knowledge like a Cardiothoracic Anesthesiologist. I can’t even pronounce “Cardiothoracic Anesthesiologist”. What we do have in common […]

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The 47 Year-Old Nerd -or- My Big Fat Geek Wedding

The 47 Year-Old Nerd -or- My Big Fat Geek Wedding

One of the reasons I got married was so I wouldn’t have to work so hard to get a date. I know it sounds ridiculous but it’s the hand-on-the-bible, hail Mary full of grace, God’s honest truth. Not because my lovely wife ever has second thoughts about going out with me (God, I hope she doesn’t have to think twice), but now that I’m married […]

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MacRae Summer Vacation (2016) -or- I Know What You Did Last Summer!

MacRae Summer Vacation (2016) -or- I Know What You Did Last Summer!

KD MACK’S JOURNAL: VACATION – DAY 1: So far none of the other people in the neighbourhood have noticed I’m on vacation. I think I’ll keep it this way because it’s low profile and I’ve always wanted to use the term, “I’m keeping a low profile”. Went running this morning. Tried to beat my 5km time record. I almost succeeded but I got a call […]

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New Gallery -or- The Old Gallery Works Again!!

New Gallery -or- The Old Gallery Works Again!!

Just a big ol’ FYI. I think I fixed my old art gallery. You’ll find oodles of doodles and samples of my artwork. And before you ask, even though there is a commissioned artwork section in my gallery, I don’t do commissions anymore. So, even if you say, “please” I’ll still say “no.” But I’ll let you down easy. My art is just my way of decompressing […]

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Wishing My Canadian Friends and Family a Happy Thanksgiving The Only Way I Know How!

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Me vs. The Chihuahua -or- There Are Strange Things Afoot At The Taco Bell

Me vs. The Chihuahua -or- There Are Strange Things Afoot At The Taco Bell

I’ve done some questionable things in my life. OK, some of them were downright awful. But I’ve moved forward and accepted the fact that there will be a special place in Hell waiting for me. The wait ended May 1st, 2016. It was a crisp and clear spring morning. My wife and I took the kids up to Wasaga Beach to the spend the weekend […]

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